Peace loving animals my ass...

okay so i grew up in the city for the most part... so i haven't seen large intimidating animals up close and personal... sue me.

today i was graciously taken to the Albion area fair where i had the privilege of meeting the aforementioned live stock...

encouraged by trusted comrades i was move to pat a seemingly calm, yet extremely large cow... (judgment error #1) approaching from the rear i proceeded to place my hand on the animals enormous hind quarter (judgment error #2) at that very instant the cow recoiled its leg, repositioning it as to strike me right in the solar plexus!!!

luckily my lightning quick reflexes kicked in and i narrowly escaped being slaughtered at the hands... um ... i mean at the hooves of that murderous bovine...

at this time my trusted companions are besides themselves with laughter... dismissing my explanations as mere city-boy fear.... well maybe i am a naive city-boy.... at least i am an alive city boy....

many others weren't so lucky

so heed my warnings friends... keep your distance from these bloodthirsty beasts....

if you must venture neat... then be warned....

~out